Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
50% drunk capacity currently
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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