Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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