ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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