So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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