Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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