oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Randomize
