So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
40s are totally the cure
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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