dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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