i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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