dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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