Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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