I want to walk on stilts...naked
i would punch a child for taco bell
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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