Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
