just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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