i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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