i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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