She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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