omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
