Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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