Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Randomize
