i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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