just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
my god I love twenty year old dicks
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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