Pregnant stripper...not hot.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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