All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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