found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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