So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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