Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
All I want is dick and wine.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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