He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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