I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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