If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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