:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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