if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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