the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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