Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You work out of a Hotel?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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