I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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