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I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
