Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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