nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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