He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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