ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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