I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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