i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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