New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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