There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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