awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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