Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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