Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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