i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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