This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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