I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
You are a genius and a whore.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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