She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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