How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
The power of my boobs compel you
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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