There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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