It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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