i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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