He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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