I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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