I'm drive I can fine osifer
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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